Shouldn't I Be Dead By Now?

I know you are all amazed that this is my second post to this blog in the last week, which is amazing considering it's football season and I haven't posted to my other blog in a week and a half. Crazy crazy. Still, I thought you would all find this funny.

I have now been in Milwaukee for 73 days. I have not been to the grocery store yet. I have a Walgreens on the corner, and it has supplied my food all year. So, with the exception of about six times when attorney's have taken me out to eat, here is what my diet consists of. And I swear, I am not lying.

Ramen (big surprise....6/$1...how can you say no?)
Bowl-Appetites (They were on sale for $1, so I bought like ten...now I wish i'd bought more)
Pop-Tarts
Cheese-Nips (though I had Cheez-Its this week because they were on sale)
Stove-top Stuffing
Refried Beans
Pizza
Hot Dogs
Granola Bars
Mac and Cheese

I did have some meat left over in my freezer from last semester, so I had spaghetti twice and chicken once. Now I'm out. My mom also sent me two of the Zataran's packets that you cook for a minute and they produce food. That's it. Seriously. I'm not sure whether I should be gaining or losing weight with that diet, but the workout room in my building has been closed all semester so I have no scale. Assume I weigh somewhere between 115 and 140. Oh, and I ate a Tums once.

My two favorite meals of the semester have both come within the last week. I had refried beans with chopped up hot dogs (I had no bread) for dinner one night, and the other night I had beer and Cheez-Its.