This is What Finals Do to Your Brain...

It's finals time, and I spent 8 1/2 hours in the library today. What? Who am I? That can't be right. I'm a bit spacy right now. Studying has ill effects on my noggin. Here are some of the great things I found out today, (or invented).

1) It is not appropriate to abbreviate "Assumption of Risk" to "Ass. of Risk."

2) "Three Categories of Damages" is not spelled "Theree Categories of Damagies." However, it does sound and look fancy.

3) When your tired and from the South, the "but-for" test sounds a lot like "butt-fur." For some reason, I found this really funny. I think libraries just have that effect on me.

And that concludes what I learned today. For your information, it is currently two degrees (wind chill of -9). Life's peachy.