Inventory Has Never Been So Exciting...
So, the tire trolls of Wilcox Road fame have now claimed two complete sets of tires. The 8th, (and I pray the final), tire was claimed the past weekend. As I journeyed home from Pcola about 11:15 pm, I heard that oh-so-familiar "thump-thump-thump-thump-thump" followed by my car (apologies to mags, here) shaking worse than a recovering alcoholic. So naturally I pulled off the side of the road and onto the shoulder, only the find that the guardrail prevented me from getting over very far at all. I had about 2 1/2 feet between me and the interstate. Of course, the tire in question was my driver's side rear, so I was forced to change it in the dark while laying on the interstate. All good fun. Now in order to get to my spare, I had to completely empty my trunk. For those of you that know me, this was no easy task. But, having now done it, I thought a complete inventory of what can be found in my trunk may prove useful. Here is the list:
2 flat basketballs
1 pumped basketball
1 flat football
1 jr sized football
1 NCAA regulation football
4 baseballs (1 autographed)
1 tee-ball
7 tennis balls
2 raquet balls
6 softballs
3 loose golf balls
2 packages of tees
1 set of golf clubs
1 box of golf balls
1 bikini bottom (I seriously don't know who this belongs too)
1 bikini top (same as above)
1 pair of jumper cables
1 sleeping bag
2 long ropes
3 baseball gloves
1 kickball
2 tennis racquets (neither of which are mine, but by the rules of my car, I have claimed)
2 racquetball racquets
1 baseball bat
1 pair of tennis shoes
1 volleyball (volenis ball)
1 bocce set
Now I think this is everything. I think. Why I thought posting this would be fun, I'm not really sure. But having it typed up makes me laugh, and that's what important.
On a side note, I've played with the idea of writing a hard-boiled style story chapter by chapter just for kicks on the blog. Let me know if you'd be interested in reading it. It would have no literary merit, but I would see how long I could make my sentences and how many adjectives I could possibly fit. It might prove fun.
Also, nobody comments on my blogs. That makes me sad.
So this is neither a true Spencer blog or a life-update, so take that! You can't put me in that box...
....like a fox.
2 flat basketballs
1 pumped basketball
1 flat football
1 jr sized football
1 NCAA regulation football
4 baseballs (1 autographed)
1 tee-ball
7 tennis balls
2 raquet balls
6 softballs
3 loose golf balls
2 packages of tees
1 set of golf clubs
1 box of golf balls
1 bikini bottom (I seriously don't know who this belongs too)
1 bikini top (same as above)
1 pair of jumper cables
1 sleeping bag
2 long ropes
3 baseball gloves
1 kickball
2 tennis racquets (neither of which are mine, but by the rules of my car, I have claimed)
2 racquetball racquets
1 baseball bat
1 pair of tennis shoes
1 volleyball (volenis ball)
1 bocce set
Now I think this is everything. I think. Why I thought posting this would be fun, I'm not really sure. But having it typed up makes me laugh, and that's what important.
On a side note, I've played with the idea of writing a hard-boiled style story chapter by chapter just for kicks on the blog. Let me know if you'd be interested in reading it. It would have no literary merit, but I would see how long I could make my sentences and how many adjectives I could possibly fit. It might prove fun.
Also, nobody comments on my blogs. That makes me sad.
So this is neither a true Spencer blog or a life-update, so take that! You can't put me in that box...
....like a fox.
7 Comments:
hahaha. You gave me a giggle--I knew those tennis rackets (racquets?) would be on the list! I was waiting for them to appear. As for the bathing suit, does mags know you have a mysterious bikini in your trunk? That's surely as bad as an old girlfriend photo in your wallet! hahahaha! I vote for the story. Bring it on!
ok, your blog says there are no comments, even though I left a comment. I hope you can see my comment~
I too like the idea of a story. I don't like the idea of a girl's bikini ending up in your trunk. You really need to learn to start cleaning up after your women.
I'm gonna tell the world that you forgot "Sleeping Bag"!!!!
"Start cleaning up after your women"--hahahaha! I like that, Mags :-)
From Angela: (I don't have a blog, nor do i want to create one..I'm too lazy)
Ahh...Spencer's traveling sports store. Maybe you should set up a stand on Wilcox Rd, since you spend so much time there.
Oh, and thanks for finding my bathing suit. I've been looking EVERYWHERE for it!! :)
(jk...honestly that's kinda weird. someone's swimming naked because of it)
By the way, you do realize that apologizing to me right before the recovering alcoholic line makes me sound like the recovering alcoholic.
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