October 13, 2005

Five Reasons Why My Ramen is Better.....Wait, Wait, Four.....Definitely Four

So, my ramen is awesome, and odds are, yours is not. It's not really your fault, you just have yourself to blame. So buck up, champ, and read on.

Here's why my ramen is better:

1. I made it, so it's bound to be better. Like my mole for mole day, my half finished story, or my CD tower that holds 15 or 17 CD's depending on if you count the rungs on the left or right side.

2. While hot liquid frequently scalds, I've never been severely burnt by a noodle (well once, but it wasn't really love).

3. Without the extra-filling liquid, room is left for either A) more ramen, or B) a side of brownies.

4. Mike makes his the other way.

If this is not incontravertible evidence that my ramen is the best, then I don't know what is.