You Can Call Me Names...

I decided I want a cool nickname too. It's not fair that everyone else seems to get them but me. Seriously. I want to be added to the list of Maggie Danger, Sarah the Fog, Hoffmania, and "Mike."

So I pose a challenge to you all. Come up with a fitting nickname for me that is not offensive to most people. It's not an everyday nickname, just one you can throw around if you want to.

And.....go!