What Does This Mean?

I had a dream last night, and I don't remember much anything about it--except this one line.

"Coach, you put orphans in my tub."

What the hell does that mean? I'd like to hear what you all think, perhaps in a short paragraph in the comments section.

Try This Koan on For Size...

Nick and myself were doing some grocery shopping and found ourselves facing a very large magazine rack. The first magazine he finds is "Curves." The first I find is "Sporting News." Who is more of a man?

Discuss.